You’ll find my bones in 500 years time covered in dust and music revision
do she got a booty
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
gotta get spaghetti
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
being kicked in the balls doesn’t hurt as much as we say it does to be totally honest
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
The last time I reblogged this, I think about 6,000 people reblogged it from me and visited my blog. I still get people visiting on that post.
I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
Oh god, this thing again…
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together